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For Windows 98, ME, 2000, NT, XP and Vista.

Calendar Wizard will create and print calendars. Unlike commercially available dog calendars that never seem to offer the breed you like, Boris calendars that aren't as adventurous as you remember them being in years past and bank calendars which you know full well are only free because the bank wants your money, Calendar Wizard's calendars can be customized to suit your taste and whatever pictures you'd like to look at for the next twelve months.

Create calendars of your family and friends, the greatest carburetors of the 1950's, breathtaking images of mildly repulsive wildlife, your proudest golf swings, unmentionable graphics downloaded from the Internet, your twelve favourite Grateful Dead album covers, close-up photographs of the moons of Jupiter, famous people with last names no one can easily remember at a party, your entire collection of decorative socks... the list is endless.

Calendar Wizard's calendars also make excellent gifts if you're really cheap.

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Easy to use and quick to learn, Calendar Wizard will have you denuding acres of old-growth forest to create professional, attractive calendars in minutes. Its internal pagination function can print double-sided calendars which hang like conventional bank calendars – even if you don't have a double-sided printer.

This software is available for electronic delivery and on CD-ROM.

Calendar Wizard

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  • Build complete calendars in minutes.
  • Import graphics from many other popular Windows applications.
  • Create calendars for any year from 1583 onward – perfect for friends who seem to be living in a time warp most days.
  • Add your own important dates to your calendars.
  • Exchange calendar files with other users of Calendar Wizard.

Should you wish to contact us about this application, please send us some e-mail.

This application can be registered as shareware or bookware. See the
fine print section, below, for details of these registration options.

SHAREWARE

CALENDAR WIZARD COSTS
24.99
(PLUS APPLICABLE SHIPPING)
SEE OUR SECURE SERVER TO ORDER.
OTHER ORDERING OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE.

BOOKWARE

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Buy and read Steven William Rimmer's novel Wyccad and you'll have a fully-functional, registered copy of Calendar Wizard. See our secure server page and other ordering options.

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Downloading and installation of this software: You can ensure yourself of a problem-free installation by following our downloading and installation instructions. Note that this will open a new browser window — you will not lose your current page.

The downloadable installer can be used to install either an evaluation copy or a fully-functional registered copy of this application. A dialog will appear during the installation procedure to accept your name and registration code — if you wish to install this software for evaluation, click on Evaluate in this dialog.

Important: You might see a warning during download or installation of these installers concerning possible "malicious code." These messages are generated by Windows if you attempt to download and install most non-Microsoft software. They can be safely ignored.

Vista users: Vista's internal security may cause it to display a window that says "this program might not have installed correctly" after you run a downloaded installer for non-Microsoft software. You can click on "installed correctly" if it appears, and ignore the warning.

The current Alchemy Mindworks installation CD-ROM ships with Calendar Wizard 2.0a patch 29.

Click on one of the following links to download Calendar Wizard 2.0a patch 30. This file is 8,979,240 bytes in length.

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Alchemy Mindworks FTP 1: CALW20.EXE.
Alchemy Mindworks FTP 2: CALW20.EXE.
Alchemy Mindworks FTP 3: CALW20.EXE.
Quitt Mirror: CALW20.EXE.
Thecia Mirror: CALW20.EXE.

Alchemy Mindworks' applications won't install spyware, malware or other invasions of your privacy, and we're extremely careful about virus scans. Learn more about the security of our downloaded installers.

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Thanks to everyone who has asked for a logo graphic for Calendar Wizard. If you'd like a graphic link at your page for Calendar Wizard, please download this banner.

(We ask that you not reference this graphic from the mindworkshop.com server, as the file name may change.)

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The HTML to add it to your page is:

<a href="http://www.mindworkshop.com/alchemy/calwiz.html">
<img border=0 vspace=20 hspace=20 src="calweb.gif"
alt="Calendar Wizard by Alchemy Mindworks"></a>



FINE PRINT

Calendar Wizard can be registered either as bookware or as conventional shareware. Should you be unfamiliar with the former, here's the rub.

The bookware registration fee for Calendar Wizard is to buy and read Steven William Rimmer's novel Wyccad. Wyccad is available at selected bookshops, and directly through Alchemy Mindworks. A bookware registration of Calendar Wizard will get you a fully functional copy of the software. Please note, however:

Alchemy Mindworks' user database does not keep track of book orders. As such, if you have cause to re-install a bookware copy of this software in the future — because you change computers, for example, or because you reformat your hard drive — you will need the book. We cannot provide replacement bookware codes for this application under any circumstances, even if you claim that the spirit of King Tut Ankh Amon borrowed the book and you have video of the event to prove it. Don't ask. Be sure to hang onto your copy of Wyccad, and all will be well.

Because in registering this application as bookware you're really just buying a book, you will not be e-mailed a registration code for Calendar Wizard when we confirm your order. You'll need to wait for the book to arrive to register your software.

Registering this version of Calendar Wizard as bookware will entitle you to download any additional releases and patches in the 2.0 series at no cost. The bookware version will not be upgradable to future major releases, should we substantially expand Calendar Wizard one day. For practical purposes, this probably isn't something you need to be greatly concerned about.

Alternately — should you not wish to read the book — you can register Calendar Wizard as conventional shareware for $24.99 (US) — plus applicable shipping if you'd like a copy sent to you on CD-ROM.

Should you lose your registration code for Calendar Wizard at some time in the future, or need to reinstall it, you will be able to request a replacement code through the Lost Registration Code Robot at our web page. If King Tut shows up to swipe your books, he may deplete your library, but he won't affect your use of Calendar Wizard.

You will receive a registration code for Calendar Wizard when we confirm your order by e-mail, enabling you to register a downloaded copy of the application immediately.

Should we release a more powerful version of Calendar Wizard in the future, you will be able to upgrade to it at no cost or at a reduced price. Note, however, that we do not have plans to do so as of this writing.

Calendar Wizard™ is a trademark of Alchemy Mindworks Corporation.