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For Windows 98, ME, 2000, NT, XP and Vista.
With solutions for Linux.

The Ultimate Screen Clock will manage time on your system as few applications have managed it before or since. While this software has been certified as being incapable of actually violating any physical laws — or at the very worst, just fracturing a few of the complex ones only physicists understand — it will do things with time that would have been the stuff of myth a few short centuries ago.

Admittedly, a few short centuries ago there weren't a lot of computers around to run clock software.

The Ultimate Screen Clock will integrate an attractive graphic clock with your Windows desktop. You can configure the appearance of your clock, selecting from a library of digital and analog clock styles — or you can design your own.

One of the most powerful features of The Ultimate Screen Clock is its Net Time option. It can be configured to set your system clock to the accuracy of an atomic time standard by accessing one of its Internet-based time servers.

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The Ultimate Screen Clock also includes a sophisticated reminder feature to notify you of important events.

You can use as many or as few of the features of The Ultimate Screen Clock as you wish. The software is easy to configure, and exceedingly flexible.

This software is available for electronic delivery and on CD-ROM.

The Ultimate Screen Clock

Eagles don't flock.

  • Integrate your choice of attractive digital and analog screen clocks with your desktop.
  • Be reminded of important events for up to a century in advance — alert your descendants.
  • Set your system clock over the internet with the accuracy of an atomic time standard — breathtaking precision, no messy radiation burns.
  • Schedule other Windows documents and applications with unsurpassed ease.
  • Keep your screen unpredictable — The Ultimate Screen Clock can be configured to change its appearance periodically.
  • Be a local time server for your intranet, peer-to-peer network or personal network.
  • Be a precise digital stopwatch, accurate to one tenth of a second.
  • Be an equally precise digital countdown timer.
  • Optionally display its clocks in a Windows screen saver.
  • Display clocks for two time zones.

Eagles don't flock.


This is the time this page was loaded as read from the system clock of your computer:

  

This is the time this page was loaded as read from the system clock of our web server:

  
02:54:46

Our server's clock is updated daily from the same atomic time standards The Ultimate Screen Clock accesses. If the two times shown above aren't identical to within a few seconds, you need The Ultimate Screen Clock to keep your system clock accurate. These times are expressed in coordinated universal time to allow for your local time zone.

Should you wish to contact us about this application, please send us some e-mail.

This application can be registered as shareware or bookware. See the
fine print section, below, for details of these registration options.

SHAREWARE

THE ULTIMATE SCREEN CLOCK COSTS
24.99
(PLUS APPLICABLE SHIPPING)
SEE OUR SECURE SERVER TO ORDER.
OTHER ORDERING OPTIONS ARE AVAILABLE.

BOOKWARE

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Buy and read Steven William Rimmer's novel Wyccad and you'll have a fully-functional, registered copy of The Ultimate Screen Clock. See our secure server page and other ordering options.

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Downloading and installation of this software: You can ensure yourself of a problem-free installation by following our downloading and installation instructions. Note that this will open a new browser window — you will not lose your current page.

The downloadable installer can be used to install either an evaluation copy or a fully-functional registered copy of this application. A dialog will appear during the installation procedure to accept your name and registration code — if you wish to install this software for evaluation, click on Evaluate in this dialog.

Important: You might see a warning during download or installation of these installers concerning possible "malicious code." These messages are generated by Windows if you attempt to download and install most non-Microsoft software. They can be safely ignored.

Vista users: Vista's internal security may cause it to display a window that says "this program might not have installed correctly" after you run a downloaded installer for non-Microsoft software. You can click on "installed correctly" if it appears, and ignore the warning.

The current Alchemy Mindworks installation CD-ROM ships with The Ultimate Screen Clock 2.0a patch 36.

Click on one of the following links to download The Ultimate Screen Clock 2.0a patch 39. This file is 12,645,184 bytes in length.

CRC

Alchemy Mindworks FTP 1: SCRC20.EXE.
Alchemy Mindworks FTP 2: SCRC20.EXE.
Alchemy Mindworks FTP 3: SCRC20.EXE.
Thecia Mirror: SCRC20.EXE.

Alchemy Mindworks' applications won't install spyware, malware or other invasions of your privacy, and we're extremely careful about virus scans. Learn more about the security of our downloaded installers.

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Thanks to everyone who has asked for a logo graphic for The Ultimate Screen Clock. If you'd like a graphic link at your page for The Ultimate Screen Clock, please download this banner.

(We ask that you not reference this graphic from the mindworkshop.com server, as the file name may change.)

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The HTML to add it to your page is:

<a href="http://www.mindworkshop.com/alchemy/clock.html">
<img border=0 vspace=20 hspace=20 src="clockweb.gif"
alt="The Ultimate Screen Clock by Alchemy Mindworks"></a>



FINE PRINT

The Ultimate Screen Clock can be registered either as bookware or as conventional shareware. Should you be unfamiliar with the former, here's the rub.

The bookware registration fee for The Ultimate Screen Clock is to buy and read Steven William Rimmer's novel Wyccad. Wyccad is available at selected bookshops, and directly through Alchemy Mindworks. A bookware registration of The Ultimate Screen Clock will get you a fully functional copy of the software. Please note, however:

Alchemy Mindworks' user database does not keep track of book orders. As such, if you have cause to re-install a bookware copy of this software in the future — because you change computers, for example, or because you reformat your hard drive — you will need the book. We cannot provide replacement bookware codes for this application under any circumstances, even if you claim that the spirit of King Tut Ankh Amon borrowed the book and you have video of the event to prove it. Don't ask. Be sure to hang onto your copy of Wyccad, and all will be well.

Because in registering this application as bookware you're really just buying a book, you will not be e-mailed a registration code for The Ultimate Screen Clock when we confirm your order. You'll need to wait for the book to arrive to register your software.

Registering this version of The Ultimate Screen Clock as bookware will entitle you to download any additional releases and patches in the 2.0 series at no cost. The bookware version will not be upgradable to future major releases, should we substantially expand The Ultimate Screen Clock one day. For practical purposes, this probably isn't something you need to be greatly concerned about.

Alternately — should you not wish to read the book — you can register The Ultimate Screen Clock as conventional shareware for $24.99 (US) — plus applicable shipping if you'd like a copy sent to you on CD-ROM.

Should you lose your registration code for The Ultimate Screen Clock at some time in the future, or need to reinstall it, you will be able to request a replacement code through the Lost Registration Code Robot at our web page. If King Tut shows up to swipe your books, he may deplete your library, but he won't affect your use of The Ultimate Screen Clock.

You will receive a registration code for The Ultimate Screen Clock when we confirm your order by e-mail, enabling you to register a downloaded copy of the application immediately.

Should we release a more powerful version of The Ultimate Screen Clock in the future, you will be able to upgrade to it at no cost or at a reduced price. Note, however, that we do not have plans to do so as of this writing.

The Ultimate Screen Clock™ is a trademark of Alchemy Mindworks Corporation.