Name:
We ask that you use your real name in this field. We promise to keep it confidential. We have a hard time addressing someone who identifies him- or herself as "Rambo," "SpyderGawd," "Kid Deth" and so on and pretending that we're having a serious conversation with a grown-up.
 
E-Mail Address:
Please be certain to double-check your e-mail address. If it's incorrect, we won't be able to reply to your message and you'll think we're inconsiderate swine. You'll probably tell all your friends bad things about us, we'll have to send our leather-winged demon of the night to eat your pancreas... all in all, an ugly outcome for a minor typo.
 
 
Application:
Select the application you're contacting us about. Note that support is no longer available for Graphic Workshop versions 1.0, 1.1 and 2.0; GIF Construction Set version 1.0 and 2.0 and the other Alchemy Mindworks legacy applications.
 
 
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Graphic Workshop Professional 3
GIF Construction Set Professional 3
Animation Workshop
3D Effects #1 Plugin
Buttons #2 Plugin
Calendar Wizard
CIP Format Plugin
CRW Format Plugin
e-Paint
Electronic Signs #2 Plugin
Elements #1 Plugin
Font Wrangler
Greeting Card Construction Set
Pagan Daybook 3
Pagan Daybook II
Personal Web Search
Presentation Wizard
PNG/MNG Construction Set
Screen Saver Construction Set
Spies: A Cold War Daybook
Technology #1 Plugin
Text Effects #2 Plugin
Text Effects #3 Plugin
The Ultimate Screen Clock
Transitions #2 Plugin
Transitions #3 Plugin
Up2Date
GIF Construction Set Tutorial
Registered:
Alchemy Mindworks will, at our discretion, provide reasonable technical support to users of unregistered copies of our software to the extent necessary to evaluate them. Keep in mind that we maintain a database of all the registered users of our software. If we check it and you turn out to have been fibbing, we probably won't be getting back to you any time soon.
   
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Yes
Not yet
Registration name:
Complete this field if you selected Yes in the previous field. Enter your registration name as it was provided when you registered the software in question. Your registration name may differ from the name in the address to which we shipped your software.
 
 
Registration code:
Complete this field if you entered your registration name in the previous field. This will be a seventeen-character code of the form 12345-67-89012-34. It will be a word for a bookware application. If you're looking for assistance with a registration code problem, this field must be completed correctly.
   
Version:
Look in the About dialog for the software you're requesting assistance with. The version number will be a number, a decimal point, another number and a letter. The name of the file you downloaded, the file size, the file date and the colour of your late aunt Blothelda's prize-winning geraniums are all unworkable substitutes for the version number.
 
Patch level:
Look in the About dialog of your software for a patch level. It will be near the version number, typically just below or next to the name of the application. This number is important, in that if you're encountering a problem with an earlier release of the software in question, we might have subsequently addressed it.
 
Computer:
The name on the front will do if it's one we're likely to have heard of. If you're using something peculiar or home-made, we'll leave the description to your discretion. At the very least, the type and speed of the processor lurking therein would be of inestimable help.
 
Memory:
This can also be ascertained by watching your computer boot up, if you don't know what it is. Note that this is not the same as the size of your hard drive. Contemporary PCs typically have 128 megabytes or more of memory — usually a lot more. If yours has less memory than this, you've probably just ascertained the cause of whatever problem you're contacting us about.
 
 
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64 megabytes or less
128 megabytes
256 megabytes
512 megabytes
One gigabyte
Two gigabytes
Four or more gigabytes
Windows:
All versions of Windows are perfectly interchangeable, and all run the same software. In addition, Elvis is alive, rocks weighing less than eleven pounds fall upward on alternate Tuesdays during months with an R in them and elected officials never lie.
 
 
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Windows Vista
Windows XP
Windows ME
Windows 98
Windows 98 second edition
Windows 95
Windows 2000
Windows NT 4.0
Other (please specify in the Problem field, below)
Other applications:
Please list any other applications you had running when the problem you're contacting us about happened. Be sure to try to reproduce the problem with all these applications terminated, and mention the results in the Problems field, below. In listing other running applications, don't forget to include Nortons, background tasks, virus checkers, shells and so on. Enter "None" in this field if there was nothing else running on your system when the problem you're contacting us about occured.
 
Guidelines:
The Support Guidelines page will help you stucture your support request to get your problem resolved as quickly as possible, with a minimum of typing. Please review them before you complete your support request.
 
 
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Yes, I have read and agreed to the support guidelines
Do you play the oboe?
This one's a bit perplexing, isn't it? You really have to wonder why we'd ask such a question. We could be conducting some sort of statistical research — save that our stated privacy policy would prevent our doing so — or this could have a deeper meaning understood only by an elite intelligencia. Alternately, it could just be an odd question. Give it your best shot.
 
 
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Yes
No
Badly
No, but I'm a demon at polo
Problem:
Here's where you can actually tell us what's wrong. Please explain the problem you have encountered clearly and in as much detail as is reasonable. Avoid the use of jargon as much as possible. Keep in mind that we probably haven't encountered the problem in question before, and we'll need to know as much as possible about it if we're to reproduce it and provide you with a solution. Please do not use a Windows register dump or a Dr. Watson report as a substitute for a description of the problem. We would also like to take this opportunity to observe that while software problems can be frustrating at times, it's a mistake to take them personally. Addressing our support people in a rude or abusive manner isn't likely to get your problem solved. This field can hold up to 6000 characters.